Hi I'm Tiz. I like to make videos and post them on the internet. I also like ducks.

sorelatable:

You know what to do with that big fat butt

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8959N   ·   30th   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


deadlinejon:

knock knock


19855N   ·   30th   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good

For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid


172829N   ·   30th   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE


106740N   ·   30th   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


ICONIC CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE 


395104N   ·   30th   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.


160369N   ·   30th   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


supertrout95:

"im going to be an adult and do adult things and be responsible and grown up"

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24714N   ·   30th   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


How mom reacts when it starts to rain 

"THE LAUNDRY! GET THE LAUNDRY!!"

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24040N   ·   30th   Aug   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


"Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are."


Frank Ocean (via dollyx)

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